Category: aphorisms

• February 8, 2011

  On English Breakfast tea

  The manly virtue of English Breakfast: black powder deep within the barrel of a gun, tobacco leaves lying in a pouch.
• January 30, 2011

  On prudence

  When you hear the words “I’m interested in…,” turn on your heels and walk away.
• January 29, 2011

  On beauty

  To say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder is to mean that beauty is in the arse of the bullshitter.
• January 27, 2011

  On growing up

  After you’ve reached a certain age, being around your mother feels like giving blood through an IV drip.